Glossary of Meaningless Terms in Server Bazaar (Satire)


#1

Many servers use meaningless words in their title, which you’d imagine would convey meaning, but really don’t. Here is where I explain them:

Now Hiring All Departments
This server has no people and is desperate for people to join it.

New Server
99% of servers with this tag fail, unless they have something unique.

Serious RP
A vague attempt to get people to think the server is professional, even if it isn’t

Custom CAD/MDT
The owners of this server paid 200$ for a terrible bit of code, and they want YOU to use it!

Community Based Server
This server has people in it. Literally meaningless.

XBR Vehicles
The owners of this server paid 200$ for inefficient, laggy models, and they want YOU to use them!
That, or they stole it from someone.

ESX | Drugs | Realistic Jobs | Gangs | Houses
Every server with ESX has all of those things, so it’s just inefficient space filler.

DOJ-Like
“We can’t be bothered to come up with a new idea, so we’re just gonna copy a well known server with worse roleplay, and hope you fall for it!”

Anyone can be a Cop
Prepare for anarchy, fail RP cops, and general chaos.

Custom Cars
WE HAZ CUSTOM CARSS! JOIN OUR SERVR!

Active Staff
This server has set low standards for staff so they can get enough.

Bonus Section: Server Names

If a server name does not match one of these, it is probably unique.

[State Name] State Police Roleplay

[something] Department of Justice

[State Name] Roleplay

San Andreas [something] Roleplay

This post is satirical, don't take it as being personally offensive to you or your server.

#2

Latest trend in server bazaar, the one liners:

Hey looking for a server? Here, join us! [discord link]


#4

Custom CAD/MDT
The owners of this server paid 200$ for a terrible bit of code, and they want YOU to use it!

The owners paid $200 for a Bubbleapps CAD that they claim to be custom made!


#5

Why even pay for it when you can literally download one from the forums lol


#6

so they can say custom cad in their title.